Thursday, December 13, 2012

Mission Statement


If you missed the fabulous introduction, I have created vodka.  Using hemp as the grain, infused with a fresh blend of natural berry extract complimenting the sweet kush aroma, IV20 vodka triggers the senses exciting the palate.  Sounds lovely, does it not?  Safely selling sex in a bottle, it is the mission of Hemp IX20 vodka to become our customer’s favorite vodka creating a unique flavor and drinking experience. “[Mission statements] have largely devolved into fat-headed jargon. Almost no one can figure out what they mean.” Armstrong & Kotler (2011). Marketing: An Introduction, 10th Ed. Prentice Hall Publishing pg 41

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